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2007-06-20 23:23:52
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¤Those Who Are Awesomeer Than Yoou.¤




We're Awesome.


Why? Why are we awesome? Because we said so! And because we haff mental disabilites, and we're crack babies. What's so awesome about that? Well, the fact that we have them and we're STILL this awesome is pretty dang amazing if you ask me.




Who are we?


We are Sara :: [saraaa.] and Nikki :: [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]




How To Become Awesome Like Us.


Of Course, You'll Never Be Awesome Like Us! But You Can Come Close!

1. Find out if you were a crack baby.
2.If you are a crack baby, great! If not... poor you! Claim you are a crack baby anyways!
3. Do you have a mental disability? Find out!
4. If you do, Great! If not... poor you! Claim you have one anyways!
5. Can you still function dispite all these awesome factors?
6. If you can, Great! If not... poor you! Claim you can anyways!
7. Ask for our approval to be semi-awesome!
8. You are now semi-awesome! (Hopefully)! Now bow down before us!
9. Now you can ask to become awesome!
10. You are now awesome! (Hopefully)! Now, again, bow down before us! This time you must kiss our feet!
11. Now you can ask to become almost-awesomer!
12. You are now almost-awesomer! (Hopefully)! Now, again again, bow down before us! Kiss our feet and feed us grapes! xD
13. Sorry, but that is as close as you can come to becoming awesomer! But be happy! Very few have come this far!




Wannabe Semi-Awesomes
Semi-Awesomes
Fully Awesomes
Almost Awesomers



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2007-06-21 [Earoluim]: * Looks around and smiles a bit *

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: Welcome to teh fortress =]

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: xD

2007-06-21 [Earoluim]: * Bows head *

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: Issh the fortress of awesomeness.

2007-06-21 [Earoluim]: * Chuckloes and nods head *

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Because we are awesomer!

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: xD Yes we are!

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: They just don't know it yet!

2007-06-21 [Earoluim]: lol.

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: But soon the whole world will know!

2007-06-21 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Perhaps, if you deem yourself worthy enough to advertise it? ;)

2007-06-21 [saraaa.]: Advertise? How should we advertise?

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